My Kids Have Read More Puritan Literature Than Your Kids Tee
A bold claim. Probably true.
If your kids have worked through Jonathan Edwards, Cotton Mather, and Anne Bradstreet before middle school you've earned the right to wear this. Everyone else's kids are still on chapter books.
This shirt is for the parent who takes education seriously, has strong opinions about literature, and isn't afraid to let strangers at the grocery store know about it.
Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee. Soft heavyweight feel from the first wear. The kind of shirt that starts a conversation in a used bookstore.
- Garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717
- Soft heavyweight relaxed fit
- Back graphic print
- Runs true to size, size up for an oversized fit
For the classical educator. The well-read parent. The one whose kids actually know what a covenant is.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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View Shipping & ReturnsReformark Merch exists to put beautiful, meaningful words into everyday life. Each piece is designed to carry truth, conviction, and encouragement into ordinary places: the home, the church, the classroom, the coffee shop, and the conversations that happen along the way. Our hope is that these designs are not just worn, but remembered.